They are playing Christmas music pretty much nonstop at the office. I know, I know. Everybody is probably dealing with this in their workplace. Honestly, it doesn’t bother me much if it’s the classics.
But the other day, while walking past the front desk, I heard Dan Fogelberg’s “Same Old Lang Syne” — a song that never struck me as a “Christmas” song — seeing as its only connection is that it takes place on Christmas Eve.
For those of you unfamiliar with the song — and for the purposes of this post I’m going to make a fairly safe assumption that Fogelberg is writing about himself seeing as he refers to being on tour and playing music — he runs into an old lover in the grocery store and the two are talking and eventually go outside and share a drink and talk about old times. The woman tells him that she married an architect but its a loveless marriage and he tells her that the work is tough but that the audience makes it worthwhile.
It ends with the two leaving after sharing the drink, and they go their separate ways, back to their lives.
Last night I was thinking, what if this really happened? What if Fogelberg’s in the store, sees this woman, they share a drink and talk and they go on about their business?
Let’s say the woman goes home, grocery bags in hand and her architect husband asks why she was gone so long. She tells him that she met an old friend at the store, Dan Fogelberg, you know, the singer, and they shared a drink before she came home.
He says that’s great and goes on about his business, perhaps kissing her on the cheek.
Flash forward a year or so, the two are going to visit family for the holidays, the radio playing and she hears a new song from her friend and turns up the volume. About halfway through the opening verse she realizes what it is and starts to get nervous, her husband halfway listening.
She tries to reach toward the knob, her husband asking as her hand moves that way, “Hey, isn’t this that friend of yours? The Fogelberg guy?”
Right then the line comes out of the speaker, “She said she’d married her an architect, he kept her warm and safe and dry. She would have liked to say she loved the man, but she didn’t like to lie.”
Man, imagine the silence in that car.
Awkward.